The Husband: Our guest will arrive in 5 minutes. I hope he will like what we have prepared for him.
The Wife: Do not worry, I have outdone myself!
The Guest (Thinking): Oh, my!!! Are they inviting all Parisians to dinner?!!!
The Wife (Thinking): Why is he shocked? Is the food not enough or what?
The Wife: You have to try this.
The Husband: Take one more piece. It seems that you did not like it...
The Guest: Aidez Moi!!
If you want to know why the guest is running to the restroom, check "The Taste of Culture" article.
*The original article was published in SCIplanet printed magazine, Human Civilization (Winter 2014) Issue.